the one where I got flipped off TWICE at McDonalds

So this morning I saw those golden arches and decided that a fruit-n-yogurt parfait sounded pretty good for breakfast. I drove through, ordered my thing, paid $2 when I thought they only cost $1 and then it happened. The drive-thru man told me to pull up past the window and wait because they had to make my parfait. I thought, "Cool, I'm getting a really fresh one."

So I pulled up and waited. And waited. And waited. And while I was waiting, about 4 cars pulled up, got their food and pulled around me to leave. And gave me dirty looks. Or flipped me off. What, you might ask, did I do to deserve this? They looked at me like I chose to inconvenience them by sitting at the end of the drive thru line. Why would anyone just sit at the end of a McDonalds line for no reason? These people who gave me dirty looks are just mean. It's not like I WANTED to wait an extra 10 minutes for my breakfast. Grrrr.

And then, I get to work and go to get my parfait from the bag. The McDonalds people thought for some reason I wanted 2 of them! One for each time I got flipped off. And the icing on the cake is that the strawberries in my yogurt were totally frozen. Rock solid. So I had to wait another hour till they thawed enough to eat. So much for fresh.

cheers: to a healthy breakfast
jeers: to dumb mean people