This is what I've learned in law school:
1. Don't go anywhere near a railroad because you'll get hurt.
2. Don't sign a contract without a lawyer or you're screwed.
3. Don't try to do some crazy deal where you kind-of give your house to your brother just in case you die first. Just put it in your will.
4. Don't hug someone too hard or you could break their neck and they can sue you.
5. Don't kick someone in the shin because you might re-injure their leg and they'll have to get it amputated. And they'll sue you.
6. If you go hunting, you have to mortally wound your fox before you own it.
7. When you try to sell your house, the buyers have a right to know that you have a ghost. If you don't tell them, they don't have to buy.
8. If you find a brooch in a chimney, you can keep it. Same goes for a bag of money in a store. But not for a wallet at the barbershop.
9. Once your spleen is out of your body, you don't own it.
10. Don't throw a lighted squib into a marketplace.
I'm sure this advice will help you immensely.
Jeers: to too much coffee hurting my tummy
Cheers: to NO FRIDAY CLASSES NEXT SEMESTER!!
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um, not that i care, but did you see my post, and then post your "things you've learned"? or did we both manage to choose that as our posts separatly? weird...
Yay for three day weekends!!! You sure have learned a great amount of interesting things!
Wow - I'm realizing how glad I am that you are going to law school. You know, just in case I decide to get myself arrested one of these days. P.S. Harry Potter is amazing! You will LOVE it
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